6 January 2015

NRI @ India

Non Residential Indians are the most respected in India. The question is, do they really deserve it?

Can't say if they learned anything else after going abroad, but they surely know the word 'Yeah' . For everything asked, they have only one answer, 'Ya Ya'. Let it be any country,they follow the 'Ya Ya'concept .For everything they will have a Thank you as well ,even if mom gives a cup of coffee.Like wise hundreds of sorry .

You can go to some five-star restaurant and enjoy your sparkling clear bottled water there. When in India, do as the Indians do!Drink a glass full of water !

Indian food 'Too Spicy'.However much they may crave for Rajma-Chawal or Chhole-Bhature,Pav Bhaaji,Channa masala back there, they never fail to mention the 'healthy food habits' in their country :)

Cricket ...Whats that ?Tennis and football is awesome you know ..Rugby,skating WOW!
playing cricket in the groun
d is how you grew up and we all know how enthusiastically you still cheer up Sachin and Dhoni 'back in your country '

Yes you wear only branded clothes now .

They Show-Off their Credit Cards,we have them too. There is no point taking them out at a street shop!Its a shame !

It's Dirty, it's Polluted, it's Noisy...what more?

OMG ..its pathetic if it rains !The Drainage smell..Yaak!Remember that you have the immunity to bear this

Dont these people follow the queue?do remember you were one among them once.

See how they shout in theaters !We enjoy the entry of a hero :)If you can do it or else sit and eat the popcorn's !

Travelling in share auto's ..pathetic sticky ...ufff !

I cant pee in Indian toilets ...western please !stomach upset ..it will take 2-3 days to get along the Indian style you know.

How do i  live with these mosquitoes, flies, dogs, cows, goats and what not?
Get a good imported mosquito repellent along with you when you fly to India the next time.Remember that all these were your friends once.

Need tissues all the time..Use tap water for all your needs here. By the way, don't tissues leave you sticky? EHHH..Eco - friendly ...go green etc etc

Cheque instead of the Bills.Here its a bill not cheque's .

Ooops !Sorry by mistake i gave you currency .Here is the  10 rupees .

The roads are so bad here .Isi'nt it?

“Indian Standard Time”..seems to be a long time...day is not running fast !

Love India !Enjoy India when you are there for a vacation .You wont get all those moments at any cost.When you sit in your flight seat and think about your vacation it should a worthy one !Be yourself  dont act !Enjoy it ..that's why god has given you a life and be proud about visiting India .

Always be Indian ambassadors never come back as complaint boxes :)

Be blessed !

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